Steve

Steve is a great man. Eats too much cereal, is a secret fan of Mariah Carey and a strange allergy of peas, but none the less is a great guy.

Once Steve went to the shops and he forgot his wallet, but he didn't panic. He adopted the mood of a muskrat in Summer who's had too many nuts and not enough water. The muskrat staring off into the distance like a nun on a balmy Wednesday afternoon and not worrying about the weather. Rather eating more nuts and sitting down when he got tired. That was what Steve was like that day when he forgot his wallet and I don't think I'll never forget that.

Often called Scuba-Steve, Steve cannot actually scubadive and if he tried, would probably drown.